Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
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He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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