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Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
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Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
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TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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