PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
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I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
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I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
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Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
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