She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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