apparently the secret to your success is patron
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
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begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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