Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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