Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
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