i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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