is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
God, I missed his penis.
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