I wanna bring you to show and tell
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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