her vagine was all disorganized.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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