she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
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When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
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She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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