I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
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