i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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