I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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