I wanna bring you to show and tell
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
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First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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