So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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