This girl is more easily done than said...
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I understand Curling. That high.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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