If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
your like the ambassador to my penis.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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