Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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