just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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