How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
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Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
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You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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