forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
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