the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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