it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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