HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
