Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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