who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
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He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
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My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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