He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
