i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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