The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
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sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
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its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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