I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
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Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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