I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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