New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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