literally had 100 drinks last night.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
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I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
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I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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