HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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