He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
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All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
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He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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