You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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