Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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