We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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