Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Randomize
