Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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