This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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