I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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