Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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