The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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