You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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