it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
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Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
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Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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