hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
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I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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