Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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