Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
