We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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