Just mADE A PArabola og urine
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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