My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
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Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
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Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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