i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
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while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
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In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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