Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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