white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
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My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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